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History
David Baker, who currently resides in Dublin, Ireland, is renowned nationally for his free practise of bestiality despite
twelve court convictions against his person. Baker, with an address in South Dublin was charged with possesion of an animal
with intent to cause sexual abuse, has spoken out on several occasions confirming his complete and utter devotion to his "hobby".
One of his more infamous escapades concerned several large dogs, two horses and a fully grown African bull elephant, which
were found in a state of extreme shock on his ranch in the Wicklow Mountains. Baker has sofar avoided a lengthy prison sentence
by bribing the local police force with "free go's" on his livestock. David Baker has campaigned long and tirelessly
to remove laws in Ireland against bestiphilia, and has developed a fanatical cult known as "The Brotherhood of The Bakerites"
who regularly practise his teachings regardless of local laws.
Teachings
The Bakerite cult teach that all creatures are equal to man, and that they should be treated as such. Baker's followers
take these teachings to the extreme, despite the illegality of bestiphilia in Ireland.
The Brotherhood worship a deity they call Kushanalphax, represented by a bizarre creature with six legs, two heads and
four reproductive organs. The Bakerite Bible tells in gruesome detail of how Kushanalphax came to David Baker in a vivid dream
laying down the foundations of his cult.
Feast Days
"And when Baker came back from the Barn there was a Shining Light in His eyes and He proclaimed that He had Seen
and It was good. The Loyal Brothers fell to their knees and rejoiced for Their Leader had given His Consent to continue Their
Worship. And so began the Seven-Day Orgy". - Excerpt from the Bakerite Bible According to Brother Fitzpatrick
The Seven-Day Orgy is celebrated every year and is an important week on the Brotherhood's calender, for it represents
the basic principals of their cult.
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